I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The ass gains better be worth it
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