at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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