my mouth tastes like poor choices
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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