careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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