i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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