I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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