I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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