i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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