I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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