the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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