The maid of honor just puked.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That's intense
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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