Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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