My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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