If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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