Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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