my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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