OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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