if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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