I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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