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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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