So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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