Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
my being single is dangerous.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I love you.
Bad choice
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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