Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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