I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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