you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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