im having a threesome with these popsicles
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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