She's JV to your varsity
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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