Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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