so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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