I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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