I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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