I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Floor bacon is actually really good
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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