Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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