Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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