I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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