mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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