Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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