Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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