i would punch a child for taco bell
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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