the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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