We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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