I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He felt like a one man threesome
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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