Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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