Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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