I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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