what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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