I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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