I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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