god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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