small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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